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Everyone loved it.
So they tried
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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share office space ...
Still no good.
Unacceptable again!
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Another attempt resulted in ...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Nuts and Butts
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Freaks and Cheeks
So, the docs changed it to read
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Just Forget it!
Thumbs down again.
Next, they tried...
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No, not a chance
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Minds and Behinds
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Still no good
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No go.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Loons and Moons
No way
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
They put up a sign reading
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Then came..
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives